Need to give away a fish.

I hate having to do this, but with my increasingly poor health, and lack of resources, I have to give up my fish tank. It's simply too labour-intensive right now, and the fish desperately needs a bigger tank.

The fish is a Marble Sailfin Plecostomus catfish, one of the best-looking of the Plecos, IMO. It's about 9 inches long and in good health. It's a fairly sedentary fish, but really needs a 40 gallon tank (or bigger) at this point. I will include a large supply of algae pellets and some seaweed. I can deliver it, if pick-up is a problem, as long as I don't have to go too far out of town.

Umm. Eww.

And people complain about some of the stuff that I eat...

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20050804/od_uk_nm/oukoe_life_sweden_fish

Updated LJ things.

I figured that newers versions of two common LJ things (they're not memes, dammit) going around were need. So...

The "Journal Reading" Thing:
If you don't read my journal, at all, ever, whether you post in it or not, even if you simply don't have time or anything to say, then post a reply to this message. That way I know that you never read my journal, regardless of how completely useless that information is. Or you could, you know, fucking unlist if if you never read it. It makes no difference to me either way. I don't do "friends only", and don't really care who is reading (well, that's not true, I do like to have actual friends reading it, but really, what does it matter, unless you make LJ your only communication medium).

The "I'll Say Something About You" Thing.
Post a reply to this message, and I'll do one or more of the following:
1) Intend to post something faecetiously humourous or surrealistically absurd; but get too busy with work or the minutia of the day, or distracted by a new webcomic or silly flash animation. Eventually I'll forget about it and simply go back to posting my usual run of trite fluff and annoying whinging.

2) I will try and think of a song/movie/comic that remind me of you, and fail miserably, since nothing really sums up the character of a person that succinctly (well, one person, and you know who you are). I'll then start remembering some favorite quotes and spend the rest of the day looking them up on Google/IMDB/AMG/comics archives.

3) I will think of something I like/dislike about you, and intend to post it; but wonder if it's somthing that I've already told you may times, if it's really justified, or if my twisted sense of humour will be misinterpreted. I'll then realize I forgot to eat and am not thinking clearly; and go to see if I have any curry left in the fridge.

4) I will realize just how annoying these things are, notice that no one has actually responded to the post, and realize that my fucked-up sense of humour tends to alienate most people anyway so there really isn't a whole lot of point in my doing this sort of thing (which is really kind of pointless anyway). I'll then remember how many of these I've done in the past; and get annoyed with myself while wondering how long it would take me to clean up my computer, install the new hard drives, and reinstall Starcraft and Dungeon Keeper.

5) I will think about you next time I'm masturbating. (Posting naked pictures of yourself in your reply, or your LJ, would be helpful. And yes, I know a couple of you have already done so.)